254 – Just Perfect

Discussion (38) ¬

  1. william13ai
    william13ai

    aww, so sadistically adorable.

    • treb
      treb

      In other words, how amazingly bitchy.

  2. Jason
    Jason

    Yes. Especially the expressions in the last panel.

  3. Feneris
    Feneris

    Nothing like seeing Wayne suffer to put a good spin on your day.

    She might even forgive him for waking her up.

    “Might”

    • David
      David

      She’ll only pummel him, not put him in traction.

      Today.

  4. Ourorboros
    Ourorboros

    The Wayne series has an odd inability to learn, but a profound ability to suffer.

  5. Casey 1988
    Casey 1988

    I like how Guy is completely tired and finding out the last peace of suffering from Wane causes her to wake up.

  6. Rock
    Rock

    o_o How has no one tried to murder her yet…?

    • Random Guy
      Random Guy

      I’m sure many have tried, yet none have succeeded.

      • gangler
        gangler

        Tried and failed. Tried and died.

    • Ourorboros
      Ourorboros

      She is pretty strong or athletic, she has beaten up groups of nerds – her favorite prey – before.
      She doesn’t bite of more than she can chew.
      Frank has never seen a reason to kill her.
      She has never done anything to rise to that level.

    • DCHorror

      She’s not exactly violent. She can be, but more often than not she’s just abusive and a little too lazy to cause excessive harm. She can, but it’s more of a rarity.

  7. Silverfireneko
    Silverfireneko

    ah Guy, you sadistic she-devil… and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

    • william13ai
      william13ai

      absolutely wonderful, no?

  8. RBZ
    RBZ

    Wait. Does this mean Wayne doesn’t live in the same house as Frank and Guy anymore?

  9. Radioperils
    Radioperils

    They sleep over at each others house all the time anyway, I’m sure he’ll be fine. Still feel bad for him though XD

  10. Bill Murphy

    Is is wrong to find Guy looking a little sexy in those pink jammies? :P

    • william13ai
      william13ai

      I think she is, and I don’t give a flying flipping freaky fuck one way nor another about other peoples opinions on my opinion, so feel free to like what you like.

    • Resuna
      Resuna

      Wrong? That’s purely subjective. And kind of less important than how *dangerous* it is. That’s not subjective at all.

  11. LauW
    LauW

    She’s evil ! Damn this is kinda exciting

    • william13ai
      william13ai

      she’s not evil… just very sadistic…

      • Javer
        Javer

        I’m having trouble grasping the difference.

        • Ourorboros
          Ourorboros

          Sadism is a form of evil (and a step above shadenfreude), but not all evil is sadistic.
          Enjoying the pain of others is sadistic, but plenty of evil is created without the intent or enjoyment of such. Callous indifference to others while pursuing other goals which may not by themselves be evil can cause plenty of pain and suffering. But no enjoyment is gained.

          • Javer
            Javer

            The statement wasn’t that every aspect of evil is embodied in Guy; in fact, by the rules you’re giving, that’s impossible. A maximally evil person would have to both pleased by and indifferent to her work. If generosity is a form of moral goodness, I hardly think you would correct someone for declaring a generous action morally good. “Well, you can’t call it good unless it simultaneously displayed every other virtue.” That would be terribly silly and would prevent us from ever using the words at all.], you see?

            I mean, you didn’t declare Guy not evil, lol. But this is just why I was confused that someone did.

        • Ourorboros
          Ourorboros

          I didn’t say Guy isn’t evil. To some degree she is. Every sadist is (you can argue with willing sex partners it is about pleasure or giving pleausure and therefore isn’t).

          The distinguishing point is that every evil person is not a sadist. In Godfather, Michael is not a sadist. He does evil things to advance his Family and for profit, but does not enjoy what he does, nor does he revel in the pain of others. He actually wants out, but has this position thrust upon him.
          So he pursues profit, regardless of the morals that get in the way. People get killed, officials corrupted.

          So Guy is less evil than the Coerleones. But she is evil. The gangsters (in those movies) generally not sadists, but are evil.

          One can certainly be evil without being maximally evil. Sadism is merely a subset of evil and need not display all its qualities.
          I never said that all qualities must be displayed, I don’t know where you got that one from. Your right, I didn’t declare Guy not evil. In fact I outright said she was evil.

          • Javer
            Javer

            Did you see above? William-something is the one who claimed that sadism could be prised away from evil. (And perhaps it could, but certainly not in the way attempted.) That’s what I had a problem with. You and I, on the other hand, seem to be in agreement on Guy’s moral status. You’re arguing past me a little bit.

          • william13ai
            william13ai

            everyone’s a touch sadistic, some more than others, there is no black and white evil, you both have to understand that. Even those defined as “evil” by the mass public could have alternative motives that are by all meanings “good”
            A man who conquers the world and rules with an iron fist, cutting down all forces that rise against him before they fully gather and cuts down his own men who disobeys his orders has created world peace and takes the role as the monster because of it.

  12. WitUnderPressure
    WitUnderPressure

    reminds me of Hillary from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air:
    she kept losing her keys, so she had 30 copies made and had a tag with their address on each in case she lost it (so kind souls could return them)

  13. BMunro
    BMunro

    Ah, I love the smell of suffering in the morning…

  14. ScramblesTDethDealer
    ScramblesTDethDealer

    Her face in first two panels reminds me of Gaz from Invader Zim.

  15. DrWhooves
    DrWhooves

    I bet she stole his keys and have them sitting in a draw or something

  16. Abigail Byrd (pronounced "Bird")

    Just had that moment where I realized that in about four days, I read every single twogag comic…
    My mind has officially melted…

  17. Resuna
    Resuna

    What I don’t get is why Wayne decided he could depend on Guy to take care of his spare keys in the first place? He’d have done better to give them to the first random wino he met in the street.

  18. Kolphyre

    Have to admit – if Guy was a real person, I’d probably date her. Partly because she’s sadistic, partly because she enjoys bringing pain and suffering to idiots, but mostly because I’m a glutton for punishment.

    • william13ai
      william13ai

      Oh yea, I know the feeling

  19. spacer3908624021
    spacer3908624021

    I LOVE THIS COMIX AS MUCH AS BUNI AND COMMANDER KITTEN THEYRE ALL THREE LOVELY COMIX AND BRIGHTEN UP MY *gets shot down* life… XD

  20. Clayton
    Clayton

    Gotta love how Guy looks with tousled hair and wearing pajamas.

    • william13ai
      william13ai

      agreed