Actually, I’m the one that used my wish to inject that rule onto every wish granting object and deity in existence.
Sorry.
Something that doesn’t grant wishes is the Twogag Facebook page.
But it makes you wish you where some place else.
Twogag has changed storefront, the new site shares the store with a lot of other cool comics that you might also read. So now you can buy merchandise and support several comics while also saving up on shipping costs.
It’ll be a while til the T-shirts will be back however, I apologize for that but there are a bunch of new prints available in the store that wasn’t purchasable in the old one. Be sure to check it out to see if you find anything you like.
Happy shoppin’
I’ve attempted to write a FAQ a few times but they’ve always ended up not helpful or helpful but depressing. But due to a recent spike in questions I’ve decided to just go for it.
Besides this post, the FAQ also got it’s own permanent page.
Is Guy and Wayne a couple?
- No they’re just friends, if that’s a word you can use to describe their relationship. Frenemies?
Do Frank, Guy and Wayne live together, like are they roommates?
- This is unclear even to me, If a joke requires them to be roommates, then that’s what they are.
What’s Guy’s real name?
- I’m not sure, I haven’t asked.
Hello, I’m a writer and I need someone to draw a comic, I can’t pay right now, (maybe later if the comic sells) but It’ll be good practice and great exposure for you! are you interested?
- No, I got my own stories I would like to tell if I ever got the time. Also those reasons aren’t real.
Do you have any tips on how to start a webcomic?
- Just start it.
No, Really.
I don’t know how to make a website for my comic, can you help?
- Neither did I but then I Googled “comicpress” you should too.
How do you become a professional artist?
- By having people pay you to do art. You can be a professional artist at any skill level, as long as you make a living out of your craft, you’re by definition a “professional artist”.
Of course, the more skilled you are, the bigger the chance of someone paying you. but you need to market yourself, very few artist just gets “found”.
How long have you been drawing?
- I started for real around 2003, then around 2006 I decided it’s what I’d like to do with my life.
Do you exhibit at any conventions?
- I’d like to, I attended San Diego Comic Con in 2011, but I’ve yet to exhibit at any convention. Living in Sweden makes the logistics and expenses very overwhelming.
Some day!
How did you come up with Twogag?
- It kinda just evolved from a vacuum. I only knew what I didn’t want in the comic. I didn’t want Twogag to rely on pop culture references, I didn’t want any self insertion characters and I didn’t want it to be about videogames.
How do I become an artist?
- Draw.
How do I become a writer?
- Write.
I’d like to become better at drawing, got any tips?
- Everybody says this, but it’s the only way, man. Just draw, draw, draw, draw. Sacrifice your gaming, friend and movie time and draw some more.
But something every aspiring artist should ask themselves is; “do I actually like to draw, or do I just like the idea of drawing?”
I want to become a professional webcartoonist, got any tips?
- Love drawing, hate money.
If you meet the above criteria and do create a webcomic, market it. Don’t just post your pages or strips and expect readers to find it.
Do you write your comics beforehand or just free-ball it?
- I generally start out with a vague idea or concept and develop it either in my head or as I write it.
It’s a good idea to remove yourself from distractions such as the internet while doing this. I used to browse sites a lot with the excuse “I’m looking for inspiration.” but that has yet to work.
What software do you use?
- Adobe Photoshop.
What version of Photoshop do you use?
- It doesn’t matter.
What’s the best question you’ve been asked?
- This one.
Will you ever make a FAQ?
- I have a feeling the frequency of this question will subside, but yes.
Thats the scientist way of the “I wish for more djinni”-jokes, right?
and yet he probably figure how to clone a djin
could probably*
I once was in a D&D game, where my party found a Djinni in a lamp, hidden on an island. Everyone rubbed it, everyone got 3 wishes. When it was my turn, I asked for 2 basic things, and then, since I couldn’t get 3 more wishes, I asked for 3 more Djinni. The DM did not like it, and so gave me 3 angry, unbound Djinni, who then proceeded to destroy our only way off the island and killed the party’s giant talking pet rat Richard the 3rd. You can imagine how the next few sessions went…
That’s pretty much how the genies always did things in the stories, too. What you asked for, but not what you wanted.
Frank is Dangerously Genre Savvy lol
Love it
[b]Like a boss[/b]
Like a boss
Question is though, did the blueprints also include details on wish limitations, and how to write (or in Frank’s case, overwrite) them?
If Frank understood the theory behind the design, which is certainly not necessary for building something, then he could figure it out.
Frank can also wish to know the limitations.
So, as a partial list, Frank knows alien technology, soul harvesting technology, Things Man Was Not Meant to Know, and occult technology.
It’s your basic scientific experimentation process.
Stage 1: Determine how to, and then construct an identical duplicate of the original.
Stage 2: Explore potential improvements by making slight changes to the design and observing the results.
We’re just looking at the successful completion of Stage 1.
You forgot a couple steps.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit.
In contrast to other professions, scientists consider step 3 and 4 to be completely optional.
somehow I could see Frank doing something like that. On a side note, I could see my coworker doing this as our version of Frank, just glad he hasn’t yet, our workplace is too fragile for his ideas….
Sounds like a fun guy
Every place is too fragile for surprise visits from Cthulu.
FYI, I believe you’re missing some form of punctuation after the ‘alright’ in the second frame.
Frank doesn’t miss a beat does he? :D
Gooood wishing!
I don’t think I could ever get tired of Frank jokes.
Wish for a coke then.
A genie once told me that rule was made up in order to screw with people… Of course he told me that after I made my wishes and then he turned my second wish into a rapist octopus…
Im almost afraid to ask, but what DID u wish for?
1: For the genie to be more like the genie from Aladdin…
2: A Chiaotzu Pokemon
3: After some wacky misadventures I wished for his freedom, then I remembered he wasnt the Genie from Aladdin…
Is it just me, or does that obelisk remind one of a certain undead race made out of living metal, from an not to be named universe of tenth-quadrupal millenniums of age.
The only thing that comes to mind are Armos…
MY LORD BELIEVES THAT YOUR FRANK ALREADY KNOWS OF OUR EXISTENCE; AFTER THE LAST OCCASION THAT YOUR FRANK ALMOST CAME INTO CONTACT WITH US, MY LORD DECIDED THAT WE SHALL ALLOW YOUR PLANET TO HAVE THE NOISE OF LIFE. MY LORD ALSO HAS ASKED THE NIGHTBRINGER TO STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH YOUR FRANK HUMAN. OUR ETERNAL SLUMBER SHALL WAIT.
Frank could totally rule us all. Even without a one ring.
He’d probably rule us all with a token ring. Just to prove it can be done.
http://www.twogag.com/archives/2607
there may be some relation
You know I would have never thought of doing that. That is one way around a loop hole like that however it only works if the granter gives more then one wish.