263 – Security

Discussion (41) ¬

  1. Niauropsaka

    It’s always Wayne.

    • Brad
      Brad

      Patient Zero!

  2. Greg
    Greg

    I love your comic but I feel like it generally rides on the same couple of premises. Have you ever considered doing a story arc? I think that would work fantastically, I would love to read it.

    • mekroy
      mekroy

      I agree. A story arc would be awesome.

      • interpolation
        interpolation

        This many comics in, I think it would be strange if there was suddenly a story arc.

        • TPman
          TPman

          It’s never too late to change! I think NerfNow! did the exact opposite at least this far into its own run.

    • LilacGirl8
      LilacGirl8

      Yes, a story arc now and then would be awesome!

  3. maldar
    maldar

    Why is he still standing? Guy has a bat, she sure would not have wasted any time beating him with it, unless she was afraid about getting infected.

    I agree with the previous post, a story arc would be nice.

    • BMunro
      BMunro

      Have you ever tried to get brains out of a t-shirt?

      Personally, I think Frank takes more or less precautions depending on what the voices in his head are saying that particular day.

    • Rock
      Rock

      Maybe Wayne has reduced pain sensation due to the infection, and the bat has proven – *gasp!* – less useful than normal?!

      • Ourorboros
        Ourorboros

        Zombies don’t feel pain. You kill them by cutting off their heads or bashing in their brains.

        • moonpuppy
          moonpuppy

          there’s your problem.

  4. xaenyth
    xaenyth

    im still not sure why do i keep reading this comics if i miss the punchline every 9 out of 10 times e__e…
    poor wayne tho :C

    • britmattison
      britmattison

      The ol’ tie or sock on the doorknob is a common joke or actual thing around college dorms. If there’s one of these items on the doorknob, it means they’re busy with some sexy times and would rather not be disturbed. So he was expecting the tie to work in keeping him out.

      Obviously, it didn’t.

      • Vertixico

        Was probably a mistake to assume that Wayne would have been able to go to college and learn this fact

      • Doofus
        Doofus

        Thanks for clearing that up.

        These things can be hard to pick up on, especially for foreigners.

        For me, the need to read twice is actually an incentive though :-)

  5. Rock
    Rock

    Eat them both, Wayne. Chow down! ^^

  6. █████
    █████

    “Frank, I can’t see! Where are you? I need help!”

  7. Bill Murphy

    You were supposed to use a solid tie. Really Frank, I’m dissapointed in you…

    • wwlaos
      wwlaos

      Exactly. Solid ties claim single ownership of sexy times. “This is for me and my lady/dude, give us some privacy.” Striped ties are an invitation for a threesome. “We’re in the middle of something, but if you wanted to join in she’d probably be cool with that.”

      Polka-dot ties, now those are cries for help. “Yeah we’re doin’ this, but I really don’t want to I just feel obligated because of what happened last Saturday. Please, buddy, barge in and get me out of this.”

      The rare plaid tie is… well, we don’t speak of that.

      • Subtle Assiduities
        Subtle Assiduities

        Not gonna lie, your reply was one of the most enlightening internet comments I have ever read. I knew the tie meant sexytimes; I did not know the pattern meant certain instances of sexytimes.

        You have prepared me for college better than any person, article, or website so far.

        • das-g
          das-g

          This might not work out so well unless your roomies are equally well prepared. Don’t assume all other college students will have read this comment.

  8. washu
    washu

    Maybe Wayne has never had sexy times with a women, so he doesn’t get the whole tie on a doorknob thing. I’m pretty sure that’s part of the joke here.

    • interpolation
      interpolation

      My interpretation was that Wayne is a voyeur.

  9. RazorD9
    RazorD9

    Hmm, either the whole tie on the door knob bit is unknown to Wayne, or he figured the only reason Frank would need some sexy time with a woman might involve experimenting and a shovel later, thus he was trying to save the so called date.

    • moonpuppy
      moonpuppy

      We both know Wayne wouldn’t have thought that far.

  10. Khalid Birdsong

    Ok. I’m the goofus that didn’t get the whole tie on the door handle thing. Guess I would have ended up like Wayne. :(

  11. Pooperz Mcgee
    Pooperz Mcgee

    Wayne doesn’t have the virus… Wayne is the virus!!! *dun dun shyamalan dun!!!* This is why Frank must make sure to keep the mutant clones in special chambers filled with man-eating ant-eaters.

    • das-g
      das-g

      What now? Men or ants?

  12. Random Guy
    Random Guy

    I usually put a leather gimp mask on the door knob. It’s so much more effective.

    • Casey 1988
      Casey 1988

      I would use a undies they are effective in that nobody wants to touch a doorknob with those on there.

  13. jasa159
    jasa159

    Well after they fix this time to bring out clone: 5862435

  14. Katy
    Katy

    XD As if anyone would’ve believed that XD Of course he walked in.

  15. Casey 1988
    Casey 1988

    And like always Wayne is the Beaker of the group, just like Guy is the Ms Piggy and Frank is the green scientist guy whatever his name is.

    • Casey 1988
      Casey 1988

      Is it just me or do I hear the voice for Frank as Dexter’s father in Dexter’s Lab.

      • Jenthura
        Jenthura

        It’s just you.

  16. UP
    UP

    Finally caught up to the latest! Woooooo

  17. Nessoul
    Nessoul

    I guess I wouldn’t have open the door. The biggest security being the word LAB. Who wants to get in Franck’s lab?

  18. La Personne
    La Personne

    Wow. They (especially Guy) look so different from in beginning of TwoGAG.

    • L'autre personne
      L'autre personne

      I know. But i thinkwayne has changed the most in this one!

      • L'autre personne
        L'autre personne

        Wayne was always liek this. the virus just ate off his makeup.