307 – Impressions

Discussion (57) ¬

  1. Bill Murphy

    And if not, keep your eyes closed.
    It all feels the same in the dark. :P

    • redjarman
      redjarman

      Ha HAAAAAAAA
      Dangly parts.

      • Ziggy Stardust
        Ziggy Stardust

        Ha HAAAA. Celebrity cameo.

      • Jnite
        Jnite

        Deedle-deedle-dee

    • agera
      agera

      We all know Wayne is bottom.

    • Lennier
      Lennier

      It’s only gay if the ballsacks slap.

      • Lennier
        Lennier

        My avatar is highly appropriate to my comment.

  2. Ari3s
    Ari3s

    BEWARE CHOKERS! You never know what they might be hiding…

    • SrPilha
      SrPilha

      in my experience, it’s usually a neck. yep, always a neck for me.

      • Lennier
        Lennier

        Necks and Adams Apples.

    • davidbreslin101
      davidbreslin101

      Pesky Lovecraftian blood-drinking throat-tentacles, usually.

      • BooBoo Kachoo
        BooBoo Kachoo

        Lets make sweet love you genderless abomination from the abyss!

  3. BooBoo Kachoo
    BooBoo Kachoo

    My penis is confused…

    • J42
      J42

      Mine isn’t

      • BooBoo Kachoo
        BooBoo Kachoo

        Darn omnisexuals and their sexual superiority…

  4. Red
    Red

    It’s a twap!

  5. Night
    Night

    Well, that’s a dude. There are no breasts whatsoever. Like, Guy has microboobs, but you can see them at least.
    Yeah, I’m not afraid to say that Guy has microdkfbvzidfncvlzc……………..

    • TimTimsen
      TimTimsen

      RIP.

    • fionnadahuman
      fionnadahuman

      bro, i’m a lady, and i hardly have boobs. i have ladylike pecks. Alex could actually be a girl with ladylike pecks.

      • doc
        doc

        True. But that would make the joke less funny and guy less cruel.
        So, no.

      • Casey 1988
        Casey 1988

        fionnadahuman: I Know I have a female friend who is the same way in fact I couldn’t tell if she was a boy or a girl, just like the old David Bowie song.

    • BooBoo Kachoo
      BooBoo Kachoo

      You will be missed you poor fu**er…

  6. Javer
    Javer

    Wayne – honestly – maybe don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, here. Where are your other prospects.

    • Kirby
      Kirby

      You forget a couple of strips ago.

      • Ourorboros
        Ourorboros

        He was on a date. Lost an arm, but no indication of sex.

  7. Paintman
    Paintman

    Who cares. Cute is cute. (pansexual logic win)

    • BooBoo Kachoo
      BooBoo Kachoo

      Darn satyrs and their multipurpose one-eyed snake… or beaver… whatever…

      ITS A TRAP!!!

      • Aydr
        Aydr

        Satyrs? Those are pretty distinctly male.

  8. W
    W

    We’re all the same sex on our stomachs.

  9. Decryptist

    And if it doesn’t work out, Alex can go out with Wayne’s cousin.
    Win-win… right?

    • Moku
      Moku

      I don’t he would be Lars’ type…-shrug-

  10. Tonks
    Tonks

    I read Alex’s voice in a posh British accent.

    • Random British Guy
      Random British Guy

      What type of British accent? There are a LOT of different British accents out there.

      • Gillsing
        Gillsing

        A posh one, it said. Are there a LOT of those?

        • Random British Guy
          Random British Guy

          Not that I can recall, but you’ll usually find that each county has a different accent (hell in some places each TOWN has it’s own accent).

          • RBZ
            RBZ

            And in some of the larger towns different areas have their own accents!

          • Stranger
            Stranger

            Probably Essex. Definitely South, in any case. I wouldn’t describe anything in the North as “posh”.

        • Captain Jenno
          Captain Jenno

          Yes, actually. Different counties often have different accents, and there’s quite a few where posh accents pop up. And that’s just taking England into account- Going up north in Scotland, you might find very well, soft spoken Scotsmen/women who’d qualify for the title of “posh” themselves. And then there’s Wales, and Ireland- There’s plenty of posh accents to go around there, too, depending on where you are.

    • JediaKyrol
      JediaKyrol

      like David Bowie?

  11. Moku
    Moku

    **I don’t think

    • SrPilha
      SrPilha

      that’s ok, thinking is overrated.

      I guess.

  12. Batias
    Batias

    After receiving an answer like that, I’d back up, walk away awkwardly, and hide myself in my room for the duration of the visit.

    • BooBoo Kachoo
      BooBoo Kachoo

      Its best to just pretend the whole thing never happened… otherwise the insecurity will eat away at you for the rest of your life…

      • Bavette
        Bavette

        Pretending won’t do you much good on that department. Best is to get rid of the witnesses and then you can erase the memory from your brain. That is the surest method.
        Quite frankly, Franks, you do your avatars no justice.

  13. JustSomeHuman
    JustSomeHuman

    “Alex’s a chick, right?”

    Who cares? Alex is one sexy individual. :3

  14. RandomHero
    RandomHero

    time to ship this

  15. plaspoo
    plaspoo

    …wait…. guy’s got friends??

    • khamya9
      khamya9

      That’s one of the frightening things about Guy.

  16. tanya
    tanya

    lol

  17. Soup
    Soup

    Probably one of Guy’s Droogs from when shes out at night rolling homeless.

  18. Grumpy
    Grumpy

    I got the impression that Guy wasn’t to sure about Alex’s plumbing requirements.

    • Ourorboros
      Ourorboros

      “Sure, if that works for you”.
      As far as answering Wayne, she doesn’t really care.
      Of course it is more cruel to let Wayne find out the hard way.

  19. Necrisha
    Necrisha

    I’m pretty sure that in either case he shouldn’t want to know. or did he upgrade is “friend” payments?

  20. SuperM
    SuperM

    I swear guys hair is getting larger.

  21. SomeBritishGuy
    SomeBritishGuy

    Eh, would do either way.

  22. Marscaleb

    This made me laugh, and groan.

  23. dolst.com

    This reminds me very much of my story “Jason and the Youth Group.”
    Okay, normally I consider plugging my own work to be a no-no in comic comments, but in this case it is HIGHLY apropos!
    Also, some of the hottest girls I’ve known have been some of the “flattest”. (I even talked a couple ladies out of getting implants, once upon a time.) Surf Wisely.