Sometimes I can’t tell so to be safe I flirt with everything and sort it all out later.
Twitter, Where I ask people what they’re wearing.
Apologies dear readers, but for circumstances beyond my will there will be no Twogag update this Friday. The Reason being trains, and how trains over here seems to have a very difficult time staying on track.
Don’t worry though, I won’t be boarding any more train cars until next week so Twogag will return to it’s normal posting schedule on Monday.
Have a good weekend.
-Rickard.
And if not, keep your eyes closed.
It all feels the same in the dark. :P
Ha HAAAAAAAA
Dangly parts.
Ha HAAAA. Celebrity cameo.
Deedle-deedle-dee
We all know Wayne is bottom.
It’s only gay if the ballsacks slap.
My avatar is highly appropriate to my comment.
BEWARE CHOKERS! You never know what they might be hiding…
in my experience, it’s usually a neck. yep, always a neck for me.
Necks and Adams Apples.
Pesky Lovecraftian blood-drinking throat-tentacles, usually.
Lets make sweet love you genderless abomination from the abyss!
My penis is confused…
Mine isn’t
Darn omnisexuals and their sexual superiority…
It’s a twap!
Well, that’s a dude. There are no breasts whatsoever. Like, Guy has microboobs, but you can see them at least.
Yeah, I’m not afraid to say that Guy has microdkfbvzidfncvlzc……………..
RIP.
bro, i’m a lady, and i hardly have boobs. i have ladylike pecks. Alex could actually be a girl with ladylike pecks.
True. But that would make the joke less funny and guy less cruel.
So, no.
fionnadahuman: I Know I have a female friend who is the same way in fact I couldn’t tell if she was a boy or a girl, just like the old David Bowie song.
You will be missed you poor fu**er…
Wayne – honestly – maybe don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, here. Where are your other prospects.
You forget a couple of strips ago.
He was on a date. Lost an arm, but no indication of sex.
Who cares. Cute is cute. (pansexual logic win)
Darn satyrs and their multipurpose one-eyed snake… or beaver… whatever…
ITS A TRAP!!!
Satyrs? Those are pretty distinctly male.
We’re all the same sex on our stomachs.
And if it doesn’t work out, Alex can go out with Wayne’s cousin.
Win-win… right?
I don’t he would be Lars’ type…-shrug-
I read Alex’s voice in a posh British accent.
What type of British accent? There are a LOT of different British accents out there.
A posh one, it said. Are there a LOT of those?
Not that I can recall, but you’ll usually find that each county has a different accent (hell in some places each TOWN has it’s own accent).
And in some of the larger towns different areas have their own accents!
Probably Essex. Definitely South, in any case. I wouldn’t describe anything in the North as “posh”.
Yes, actually. Different counties often have different accents, and there’s quite a few where posh accents pop up. And that’s just taking England into account- Going up north in Scotland, you might find very well, soft spoken Scotsmen/women who’d qualify for the title of “posh” themselves. And then there’s Wales, and Ireland- There’s plenty of posh accents to go around there, too, depending on where you are.
like David Bowie?
**I don’t think
that’s ok, thinking is overrated.
I guess.
After receiving an answer like that, I’d back up, walk away awkwardly, and hide myself in my room for the duration of the visit.
Its best to just pretend the whole thing never happened… otherwise the insecurity will eat away at you for the rest of your life…
Pretending won’t do you much good on that department. Best is to get rid of the witnesses and then you can erase the memory from your brain. That is the surest method.
Quite frankly, Franks, you do your avatars no justice.
“Alex’s a chick, right?”
Who cares? Alex is one sexy individual. :3
time to ship this
…wait…. guy’s got friends??
That’s one of the frightening things about Guy.
lol
Probably one of Guy’s Droogs from when shes out at night rolling homeless.
I got the impression that Guy wasn’t to sure about Alex’s plumbing requirements.
“Sure, if that works for you”.
As far as answering Wayne, she doesn’t really care.
Of course it is more cruel to let Wayne find out the hard way.
I’m pretty sure that in either case he shouldn’t want to know. or did he upgrade is “friend” payments?
I swear guys hair is getting larger.
Eh, would do either way.
This made me laugh, and groan.
This reminds me very much of my story “Jason and the Youth Group.”
Okay, normally I consider plugging my own work to be a no-no in comic comments, but in this case it is HIGHLY apropos!
Also, some of the hottest girls I’ve known have been some of the “flattest”. (I even talked a couple ladies out of getting implants, once upon a time.) Surf Wisely.