Listen, band-aids are only a problem when you’re trying to rip them off, so you’re better off just leaving them on til they fall of naturally, after it’s gotten all soggy and gross. Which I guess in this metaphor means death.
Damn, I was trying to take alcoholism for a possessive spin there but guess I’m a glass half empty kind of guy, especially when it comes to glasses containing alcohol. Ops, there goes the other half.
There was an intervention for the Twogag Facebook Page a while back, but nobody liked it sober, so we had to have another one.