448 – Coffee

Discussion (33) ¬

  1. Guesticus
    Guesticus

    Is that… a giant red zit on her forehead? o_O

    • Alex
      Alex

      Yes, if the Guy has a giant blue zit on her nose.

      • Alex
        Alex

        Er, “the?”

        I think it’s too early in the morning for me…

      • Ren
        Ren

        Can’t forget the green ‘zit’ between her collar bone.

      • Guesticus
        Guesticus

        Well duh! But eyebrow studs are not normally that high up on the forehead, and we are talking about someone, a female, willingly going on a date with Wayne, and even willing to let him have “coffee” with her, so yeah, there had to be something wrong with her in some way and having a giant red zit on her forehead seemed to logical obvious visual choice

    • Marscaleb

      I thought it was a zit too.

  2. Wim ten Brink

    Doesn’t he know you can also order them over the Internet? In very large quantities even?
    Then again, fishing is also just as fun, and if you get it right, the smell isn’t that different… :-)

    • najodleglejszy

      *cringes*

      • kwarc
        kwarc

        Especially with that thumbnail picture of his! :S

        • najodleglejszy

          WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SEE IT

          • Walks
            Walks

            Science experiment gone wrong. He WAS the fish.

        • Ren
          Ren

          Goddammit.

  3. Ebonicplague
    Ebonicplague

    If she turns him down there’s always other fish in the sea.

    (I apologize for that but it was an itch that needed to be scratched.)

    • LockmanCapulet

      No need to apologize. That was excellent, good sir.

    • Victor
      Victor

      Y’know in hindsight this was probably Wayne’s only chance…

      And he blew it.

      Considering his track record, this counts as a miracle.

  4. rogueintellect
    rogueintellect

    We can’t see Wayne’s feet, but based on the rest of his get-up, he could technically have bought rubbers.

    • Niauropsaka

      :D

    • davidbreslin101
      davidbreslin101

      Where I come from, a “rubber” means an eraser. Because of this, when one of my friends went on school exchange visit to Canada, she silenced the whole class by saying:
      “Has anyone seen my rubber? It’s my favourite one. It’s bright pink and I’ve had it for years.”

    • JediaKyrol
      JediaKyrol

      the wader pants are also called rubbers in some parts.

  5. Doofus
    Doofus

    Didn’t see that one coming. Nice :)

  6. Matt
    Matt

    That hat clearly sees untold horrors just off-screen.

  7. Guy Max
    Guy Max

    Isn’t this the whole reason they now have self-checkout?

    • David
      David

      Oh, Wayne definitely checked himself out here.

  8. Bad Taiming
    Bad Taiming

    once again he screws him self over.

  9. Lennier
    Lennier

    Wayne found a women with low-enough self-esteem to sleep with him, and the only person who gets screwed is himself.

  10. Lennier
    Lennier

    This chick also looks like she’d hit it off rather well with Guy, again screwing Wayne over.
    Or she and Guy would clash, and the gates of hell would open up.

  11. Adren
    Adren

    And all that trouble just for coffee

  12. Spencer
    Spencer

    Well, the bait is made of rubber. Does that count?

  13. Ral Crux

    Hell, die a virgin… and deserves it ¬_¬

  14. Ral Crux

    He is going to die a virgin… and deserves it ¬_¬

  15. SHABOOMYA
    SHABOOMYA

    Am I the only one who got the impression she was an Escort?

  16. Hazmat
    Hazmat

    she can still grasp his rod though ^^

  17. J_Brisby
    J_Brisby

    He’s angling for red snapper, but all he’ll hook is palmfish.