One might say that pens are my greatest inspiration. But in actuality the twogag kabal helped brainstorm this joke.
What is the twogag kabal you say?!?! well, it’s a tier on the Twogag patreon that you should check out!
Hello everyone!
I haven’t used this part of the website a whole bunch, but now I figure it’s a good place for keeping everyone updated about what’s happening on Patreon.
Currently I’ve put a poll in place, for all pledge levels to take part of, about what eye color the character Emelie should get.
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For the first time since i read Two Guys and Guy, I’m gonna comment! I’d just like to say: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!! Maaaaaaan, I love when Guy is gentle. :’>
But… if they find it point five time faster… that’s twice slower… I’m confused…
0.5 can also be written as 50%, when they say you get “50% more stuff!” you actually get the stuff you had earlier -plus- an additional half.
So she’s basically saying that Wayne is only half as effective as her at searching, but still his help would make things faster…
Given Wayne can only use one eye right now, that’s almost like saying he’s a proper human being! D’awww, that’s so sweet of her.
The “more” word is kind of the key here.
Or going .5 past lightspeed, so you can do the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs.
Right. They’d find her pen 100% faster (i.e. twice as fast) if Wayne still had his other eye.
Actually, I think she’s just pointing out that Wayne helping out only adds one eye when there’s already two eyes working on the task. Thus, his one eye adds 50% to their ability to find her pen.
That might have something to do with the fact that he’d only add half a set of eyes to the search.
That should be one point five times faster.
Maybe Guy made a comment on how inadequate Wayne is.
He actually slows things down.
Its 0.5 faster not 0.5 as fast
The elephant in the room is: how did Wayne end up with a pen lodged in his eye socket. But since it’s Wayne, no one cares.
WAIT
Is it a cannon, not including any false twiisy confirmation that Guy admires Wayne?!
We are all doomed now! T__T
Guy, weaponizing sentiment to continue inflicting pain.
Yes .5 times faster is slower.. but if she finds it quickly then she has to deal with that damn pen in Wayne’s eye, but if she stalls long enough maybe he will go away or pass out.
If it’s 0.5 times faster, that means it’s also two times slower.
that was actually kinda cute
Please, make these comments on “.5 times faster is slower!” stop! It’s .5 times faster!! 50% more!! 1.5x the original speed!!
Am I missing something? Or did Guy actually say something nice for once? There’s got to be a catch here, subtleties I’m not seeing… also, I don’t think she’s saying he’s half as slow as her at looking, but rather, he’s only got half of his vision. 1/2 eyes, there fore, .5 looking effectiveness..
Plot twist: That’s the pen she’s looking for in Wayne’s eye after all